Book and Library Jokes

Q. What building has the most stories?
A. The library of course!

Q. Where does a librarian sleep?
A. Between the covers!

Q. Why does the skeleton go to the library?
A. He likes to "bone up" on his favourite subject (and I'm not ribbing you either!)

Q. What does the Mummy do when he goes to the library?
A. He gets wrapped up in a good book!

Q. Do you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a lightbulb?
A.  No, but I know where you can look it up!

Q. What did the hen say to the librarian?

A. I forgot my bok-bok-book.

I just found out we have a school library.  They kept that quiet.

I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels...

She said, "Try Sarah Topps".

Librarian:  Knock Knock
Student:  Who's there?
Librarian:  Winnie Thupp
Student:  Winnie Thupp who?
Librarian:  He's in the fiction section, and so is Piglet!

Funny Book Titles
Come on in by Doris Open
Danger! by Luke Out
Desert crossing by I. Rhoda Camel
Downpour by Wayne Dwops
He's contagious! by Lucas Measles
House construction by Bill Jerome Holme
I hit the wall by Isadore There
I love maths by Adam Up
It's unfair! by Y. Me
Mosquito bites by Ivan Itch
Off to the market by Tobias. A. Pigg
Parachuting by Hugo First
Stop arguing by Xavier Breath
Theft and robbery by Andy Tover
Surprised by Omar Gosh
Why cars stop by M.T. Tank

If you have any good library or book jokes please give them to Mrs Simms or send them to librarian@tetotara.school.nz.